The worst book ever written...

So, the past few nights have been...hell.
The past week, I found myself getting really congested. To the point where, I went to CVS and got a Vicks humidifier to try and help with the symptoms because I can't take any medication. Well, this congestion was just the precursor to another big old nasty cold.

*Keep in mind, I worked at an elementary school for 5 years and RARELY got colds and now this is my second one in like a month.*

Anywho, my nose is like a 2 year olds. It sucks and I can't take anything...
Where was I going with this???
Oh yeah, this brings me to the past few nights. I haven't been able to sleep courtesy of my nasal funk...Obviously I was bored. I can only watch repeat episodes of Chelsea Lately so many times. Last night I got on my ipod and started looking for applications. I found a pretty cool app that has about 10 full length classic novels, so I decided to download it (.99) and see if these books are worth all the fuss. :) The first one I decided to read was Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll..
Cute, fun, whimsical, yeah, it'll be great! WRONG...more like drug induced random jabbering. That is all the book is! The man was so obviously on something it was distracting and annoying. He was obviously crazy and a crack head. I just can't believe it is considered a classic and "one of the best books ever written"

I'm sticking with the Disney version from now on and I recommend that you do also....
I think I am going to start Swiss Family Robinson tonight. :)